Poem: James the Australian Man

James - the Australian man – drank some beer and snogged his wife,

And thought to himself, 

“Well this is the life, 

I live in the sun, with a view of the beach, 

In a really big house with a bathroom each, 

I could never be sad, because I’m never sober, 

OH NO! My wife’s arse has knocked the Barbie over!”